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King Charles the 1st was a very famous king and lived a long time ago.
England was once part of France but part of France was once part of England.
This probably explains why the English and the French don’t really like each other very much.
In 565 A.D. the Vikings invaded East Anglia and nothing much has happened here since.
World War I was not very nice.
World War II was not better in any way, whatsoever.
World War III has been going on ever since World War II finished but, as the first two were so bad, the politicians decided they’d get more votes if they pretend that it’s just lots of little wars that don’t matter so much.
The Romans invented Rome.
If America was discovered by Christopher Columbus, why isn’t it called Christopha? What’s the point of sailing half way around the world, finding really big, difficult-to-miss things like America and then having it named after the SECOND bloke to get there? Columbus must have been really pissed off by that.
Mind you, the first Europeans to actually discover America were probably Vikings (they must have got bored with East Anglia) so it’s lucky not to be called Erika or Svena.
Most history has been written by people that weren’t there anyway.
Pre-history is bollocks. If history is all the stuff that happened before now, how can you have all the stuff that happened before all the stuff happened?
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