Mark
Real Name:  Mark
AKA:  “MacMarket” after a well-known (?) chain of shops in Middlesex or “Shortarse” on account of him being short.
Age:  The beautiful youngest one
Kit Used:  Pearl Export EXR with sindwinder missile attachment to shoot anyone who requests ZZTop numbers
Amp Used:  I’m a drummer... what’s an amp?
Effects Used:  Hair gel and gaffa tape, wire brush and Dettol
Hobbies:  Making rude pictures on an etch-a-sketch, drooling over other drum kits that are flashier than mine
Worst Chore:  Cleaning maggots out of the wheelie bin
Favourite Colour:  Pink
Interesting Facts:  As the new boy I have developed the utmost respect for Frodo and Luke Skywalker when trying to sort out what I should hit next. The Force or the Ring of Power works for me
Most Embarrassing Moment:  After a night on the piss in France, stinking out the loo on the coach the next day on the way home. There was no air freshener Favourite Sexual Thing:  As the youngest member of the band, I am seeking expert tuition from any willing participants. The knot-hole in my garden fence gives me splinters
Interesting Injuries:  On a cub camp mistook my hand for a piece of wood that was being made into a tent peg with an axe. OUCH. And the bloody tent fell down on my head