Webmaster’s decision is final. The person who makes us laugh the most wins something. We’ll award the prize when and if we feel like it. Prizes subject to non-availability. There is no Ferrari F430 sports car as a prize, so get a life will ya? You’ll probably win the underpants or socks, don’t blame us if something nasty and smelly arrives in the post. Girls must submit a (recent) photo of themselves preferably naked or dressed in sexy underwear to be considered as having legitimately entered the competition. Look, we make the rules up as we go along so tell yer what, just enter anyway, whatever. You never know, you might win something just for having the guts to enter... And it might not be smelly undergarments if you’re lucky.