Chris
Real Name: Chris
AKA: “You Hairy Twat”
Age: Neither the oldest or the youngest
Guitar(s) Used: Gibson Les Pauls & Flying V, Tanglewood acoustic
Amp Used: Marshall TSL602 2 x 12 combo and Marshall 4 x 12 cab
Effects Used: Boss Chorus, Phaser, Delay and Dunlop CryBaby wah pedals
Hobbies: Scuba diving, motorcycling, computer stuff, astronomy, football (just watches cos he’s crap at playing), photography and extreme noodle arranging
Worst Chore: Doing this fucking website, paying the credit card bill
Favourite Colour: Cheese
Interesting Facts: Can bore for England on most subjects, usually at the smallest provocation. Was not born in Mombassa, Kenya and has no tattoos anywhere. He is the tallest member of the band so is very useful to have around for changing lightbulbs, pretending to be a goal post and other tall things
Most Embarrassing Moment: Once offered to play football against Saxon during their soundcheck. Writing off his car having owned it for just 14 days.
Favourite Sexual Thing: Dressing up in rubber or leather before usually getting very wet indeed (see hobbies, leather can be subject to weather/road conditions)
Interesting Injuries: Was once concussed when someone hit him on the head with a minivan, causing a migraine every time he had to take a dump for about a month afterwards. Multiple DIY scars caused by power tools including catching his knee with an electric plane. Not allowed sharp objects at work.
Real Name: Chris
AKA: “You Hairy Twat”
Age: Neither the oldest or the youngest
Guitar(s) Used: Gibson Les Pauls & Flying V, Tanglewood acoustic
Amp Used: Marshall TSL602 2 x 12 combo and Marshall 4 x 12 cab
Effects Used: Boss Chorus, Phaser, Delay and Dunlop CryBaby wah pedals
Hobbies: Scuba diving, motorcycling, computer stuff, astronomy, football (just watches cos he’s crap at playing), photography and extreme noodle arranging
Worst Chore: Doing this fucking website, paying the credit card bill
Favourite Colour: Cheese
Interesting Facts: Can bore for England on most subjects, usually at the smallest provocation. Was not born in Mombassa, Kenya and has no tattoos anywhere. He is the tallest member of the band so is very useful to have around for changing lightbulbs, pretending to be a goal post and other tall things
Most Embarrassing Moment: Once offered to play football against Saxon during their soundcheck. Writing off his car having owned it for just 14 days.
Favourite Sexual Thing: Dressing up in rubber or leather before usually getting very wet indeed (see hobbies, leather can be subject to weather/road conditions)
Interesting Injuries: Was once concussed when someone hit him on the head with a minivan, causing a migraine every time he had to take a dump for about a month afterwards. Multiple DIY scars caused by power tools including catching his knee with an electric plane. Not allowed sharp objects at work.
