Paul
Real Name: Paul
AKA: Pud or “I’m the best fucking drummer in Ipswich...” or “Mr Accident Prone”
Age: The baby of the band, ahhhhh... bless him!
Kit Used: Pearle Export ELX
Amp Used: Doesn’t need amps as he can be very noisy on his own, thanks
Effects Used: His sparkling personality, matched only by his good looks, personal charm, immense talent and overwhelming modesty
Hobbies: Motorcycles, collecting porn, clay badger shooting
Worst Chore: Deciding which bit of porn to upload to his mobile phone
Favourite Colour: Blue (he likes his colours the same as his movies)
Interesting Facts: Has more tattoos than any other member of the band. Will show you them if you show him your tits first. Babies are born without knee caps
Most Embarrassing Moment: He claims not to have had any, sorry. And I’m the pope by the way
Favourite Sexual Things: Watching whilst...... No, never mind. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of terms describing sexual perversities.
Interesting Injuries (so far): During his life he has broken all his fingers and both thumbs. He has also broken his nose and cheek bones, dislocated his shoulder (twice), broken his ribs, broken his wrist (now plated, nice scar), lacerated his liver, broken some of his toes and a metatarsal as well as various instances of gravel rash and numerous flesh wounds. Suffered severe psychological damage caused by an addiction to Night Nurse and Benilyn. Oh yeah, he also once stubbed his toe.
Real Name: Paul
AKA: Pud or “I’m the best fucking drummer in Ipswich...” or “Mr Accident Prone”
Age: The baby of the band, ahhhhh... bless him!
Kit Used: Pearle Export ELX
Amp Used: Doesn’t need amps as he can be very noisy on his own, thanks
Effects Used: His sparkling personality, matched only by his good looks, personal charm, immense talent and overwhelming modesty
Hobbies: Motorcycles, collecting porn, clay badger shooting
Worst Chore: Deciding which bit of porn to upload to his mobile phone
Favourite Colour: Blue (he likes his colours the same as his movies)
Interesting Facts: Has more tattoos than any other member of the band. Will show you them if you show him your tits first. Babies are born without knee caps
Most Embarrassing Moment: He claims not to have had any, sorry. And I’m the pope by the way
Favourite Sexual Things: Watching whilst...... No, never mind. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of terms describing sexual perversities.
Interesting Injuries (so far): During his life he has broken all his fingers and both thumbs. He has also broken his nose and cheek bones, dislocated his shoulder (twice), broken his ribs, broken his wrist (now plated, nice scar), lacerated his liver, broken some of his toes and a metatarsal as well as various instances of gravel rash and numerous flesh wounds. Suffered severe psychological damage caused by an addiction to Night Nurse and Benilyn. Oh yeah, he also once stubbed his toe.
